A 77-year-old man died of heart failure after his penis became stuck in a soft drink bottle. [Read more...] [More detail story here although it is in Chinese. :D However you can copy & paste to Google translation tool for OK translation.]
The moral of the story:
- Do not use bottle to entertain yourself.
- Get professional advice if you wish to have sex (or masturbate) when you have heart problems or other life-threatening medical problems.
- Have sex with proper person (or object?), I mean with your spouse. ;)
- Even if you have need to masturbate, use you limb (or other appropriate paraphernalia) not bottle.
- Do not wait for days (even if embarrassed) if you need help. The poor guy waited for 2 days before he get help.
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